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0. Don't fuck with cats!
1. Do not talk about Nintendo fan games
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT NINTENDO FAN GAMES!
3. We are Anonymous
4. We are Legion
5. We do not forgive, we do not forget
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There is no real rules about posting
9. There is no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy the current state of the internet, DON'T!
11. All your carefully picked arguments can be easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a re-
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a persion's sexual prefrences without any real reason
28. Always question a persion's gender - just incase it's really a ditto
29. On the internet everything is maintained by an advanced group of cyber furries
30. On the internet everyone that hates furries are anti-furries
31. On the internet all anti-furries eventually become furries
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. If it exists, there is porn of it
35. If there is no porn of it, It will be made
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because a calulator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER!
41. Skibidi Toilet isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Amongus.
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car. (Unless that lion is Alex and he is already in your car)
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
48. Girls making out with other girls will ALWAYS be sexy
49. No matter what it is, anything can be considered porn and it's someone's fetish
50. A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it
51. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
52. If the N64 game Goldeneye 007 was able to come back, anything game related can happen or come back
53. No copyright law in the universe is going to stop Sonic the Hedgehog
54. Unless its connected to Michael Jackson (Give us back Ice Cap Brad)
55. SEGA does what Nintendon't
56. Unless if a mod, rom hack, or fangame isn't Sonic related, then SEGA does what NintenDOES
57. DMCA stands for Dumb Money Crying Assholes
58. Everything posted on the internet, stays on the internet
59. If its taken down, it will be reposted
60. If a game servers shut down and its taken off the store, piracy will keep it alive
61. If buying a game is not owning it, then pirating a game isn't stealing it
62. It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (But watch out cause you can get hacked and you can ruin your life)
63. For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). (see rule 97)
64. If it exists, it has “LOOOOORRRREE!”
65. If it doesn't, there will be
66. The longer the LORE around something is, the weirder it gets
67. If it has lore, it also has lore from alternate timelines, especially if the main lore is copyrighted by a big power hungry corporation. Also 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
68. No harpsicord playing after 10 PM
69. Nice!
70. The third installment will always be cursed some how
71. Never dig straight down
72. If a song exists, there is a Megalovania version of it
73. If there isn't, there will be
74. There is nothing wrong with using Windows, but fuck your bloatware
75. There is nothing wrong with using Mac, but fuck your repair policy
76. There is nothing wrong with using Linux, but fuck your elitism
77. The internet makes you stupid
78. If something is popular, there's brainrot of it
79. If something is popular, and there's no brainrot of it, it's coming soon
80. Gore is always present on the internet
81. When life closes a door, luck opens a window, and karma deactivates the alarm system
82. If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home
83. Shrek is love
84. Shrek is life
85. ARGs are not fun when they are over
86. ARGs are not fun when parts are defuncted
87. ARGs are better than ARGs
88. Unless that ARG is an ARG
89. 99% of people will fail to understand the 4 previous rules
90. No one likes a whiner
91. SWATing is never funny, period
92. Mayonaise is not an instrument
93. Horseradish is not an instrument either
94. In life there are 3 constants those being death, taxes, and people getting offended by everything
95. ???
96. Profit
97. If it exists there is genderswapped porn of it, if not it is in the making.
98. Creepypasta is an over done genre
99. People will always do stupid things for stupid reasons
100. Fuck around and find out